car horn idea

I mentioned before how I like the idea of cars having two horns, a loud abrasive one for "Hey, watch out!" and another for a friendly "Hi!". The issue came up again when I witnessed a car driving through a red light at Spadina and Richmond, a large and busy intersection, honking its horn as it did so. My co-worker thought it was a great idea, and we spent a few minutes of other chimes that would be helpful. For example, if you got in a car crash, you could have The Price is Right losing horn. Or possibly a dramatic chord. If you're stuck behind someone who hasn't noticed the green light, you play the Jeopardy! think music.

Oh, and that red-light-runner should've been playing the bugle charge.

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